Jokes from Seinfeld's Milwaukee Performance
On trying to sleep when his wife brings their 3-year-old into the bed at 4 a.m.: "Like sleeping next to a laundry bag with a live collie in it."
On lame Father's Day gifts: "The perfect way to show Dad how little you know about him."
Golf stands for: "Get Out, Leave Family." Imitating his wife imitating him during an argument, he was both vicious and kind of cute.
