NOT AN APRIL FOOL’S DAY JOKE

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With talk fading of an unusual Obama-Clinton joint fund to pay for negative television ads against McCain right now (imagine the earned media press coverage THAT would draw…) — read the script of the spot that won’t see the light of day with real money behind it (or huge publicity) anytime soon here.

Update: See a Page reader’s clever (and musical) version of the “ad” here.

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