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CW with more than a shred of truth:


Giuliani: Sick call and free fall.


Romney: Slick and Hucked.


McCain: Drudged and immigrated.


Huckabee: Scrutinized and disorganized.


Thompson: No air and doesn’t care.


What’s for sure: If someone can close strong, they will be nominated.

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